I was on Omegle pretending to be a 17 year old girl from Britain. I had fun. x]
You: PENISStranger: plz dnt bore meYou: WHATYou: BUT YOU’RE BORINGYou: ITS KARMA BITCHStranger: no u r wweyYou: wwey?You: EXCUSE ME BUTStranger: wey pendejoYou: I DONT ACCEPT THAT SORT OF LANGUAGEStranger: ok u saying penis mamonYou: u cnt winYou: i am a wimmun troll.Stranger: CALLACEYou: SOYou: I CAN SAY PENISYou: BECAUSE I WANT ONEYou: IN MEYou: NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWStranger: UR Gay n want one in ur assoYou: yes please
Stranger: ur ghay?You: I’m a girl you dipshitYou: I just said that.Stranger: pos u sound like a fag so ur a little slutYou: Or I just don’t put up with idiots like yourselfStranger: ok grow 13 yr oldYou: since you want to get in me that makes you a male slutStranger: ha wrong puta im a female pendejaYou: Then why did you say “UR Gay n want one in ur asso”You: That basically means you want to penetrate me.Stranger: ur stupid little girl!!!You: I’m 17.You: I’m probably older than most of the internetStranger: damn ur a stupid im 19Stranger: im more wiser n mature den ur stupid assYou: You don’t sound like one >_>You: o_oYou: If you honestly think age equals intelligence and maturity then I pity you.Stranger: ok just cuz i dnt sell myself saying dat i want a penis in my assYou: >_>Stranger: grow da fuck up stupid little cunt u prolly be prgnant really soon!!!You: You’re stupid, immature AND you don’t pick up on humour?You: Jeez.Stranger: learn how to spellYou: ROFLYou: I geddiStranger: dis is how u spell humpor idiot!!!Stranger: humorYou: x]You: I’m britishStranger: damn little bitchYou: In England Homour is spelt with a ‘u’Stranger: im latinaYou: *humourYou: xDYou: Congratulations.Stranger: ya ya british ppl r sick n sluts for da most part who sell themselves for a fuck on da internet!!!You: Also, I’m not little, and I could definitely kic kyour ass.You: NoYou: We just have a sense of humourYou: >_>Stranger: sure u can kick my ass when u got a gun pointed at ur headYou: LolYou: Only wimps need a gunStranger: ill have da gun right at cha head b4 u can do n e thingYou: MaybeStranger: ok blonde bitchYou: that just proves you’re too weak to fight with you’re hands though.You: BLONDE?Stranger: go finger fuck ur self since u horny byeYou: I’m Brunette, 6 ft, and at least I start my sentances with a capital letter.Stranger: omg kill me for not starting my sentences w/ a capital ur such a nerd buh byeYou: x]
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